why?

why do they say 4/5 people who have diarrea suffer from it? does that mean the 1/5 enjoy it?
why do they call it getting you're dog fixed? if afterward it doesn't even work anymore?
why do they call it apartments if there all stuck together?
why is the alphebet in that order?is it because of that song?
why is it called taking a dump? shouldn't it be called leaving a dump?
 if practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect why practice?
why do they call it a funny bone? cause when you hit it...it's not funny at all.
why do they say heads up if you should really put you're heads down?
why do we wash towels? aren't you clean when you come out of the shower?
why do we ask for a check and they bring us a bill?
why does a round pizza come in a square box?
why do people tell you when their speechless?
why?